putmedownpunk:

Thank you for your attention while important emotional safety information is reviewed.

It’s highly recommended upon embarking on Glee 3x15 Big Brother that your expectations remain at a cruising altitude of hell’s gates, otherwise devastating emotional impact may occur.

Please take a moment to locate your nearest emotional exit or outlet, there are drabbles and fluff fics located throughout the fandom cabin.

This fandom has been pressurized with headcanon Cooper for your comfort and safety. In the event of canon Anderbros failure, please remember that oxygen should be consumed at a suitable rate around your screaming and/or tears. If you are participating in viewing with a child, please ensure they are fitted with their required oxygen needs first, or, better still, remove yourself from the area so as not to frighten the almighty shit out of them. 

Your nearest pillow or seat-bottom cushion serves as a flotation device on the river of your tears. To use it, place your arms around it carefully and hug the cushion to your chest.

In the event of a poorly executed storyline, please brace yourself against the fangirl next to you by wrapping both arms around them tightly and sobbing but he’s supposed to be a good brother! through hiccupping coughs. If there is no fangirl next to you, please return to tumblr and keymash as needed.

Thank you for flying Air Neaf Pacific.

(Source: shotgunanderson, via doonarose)